Miss Emily’s facebook would most likely not have many friends. But if it did, if we were lucky enough to be able to see her world, this is what would be in it.
Her default picture would probably be of her and Homer. Her display name would be Emily G. Because she likes to keep information to herself, I wouldn't be surprised if she has her last name shortened to just the single letter G. In her favorite quotes we would see "For rats."
BASIC INFORMATION:
Networks: Yoknapatawpha County, Mississippi
Sex: Female
Birthday: The day I was born
Hometown: Yoknapatawpha
Relationship Status: Married-To the corpse of Homer B.
MISS EMILY'S WALL:
Her wall would be private. She did not want people knowing who she speaks with. Most people would probably just write "Hey miss Emily, how've you been its been a while," the standard comment people get when they rarely see/speak with anyone.
Emily G's Wall-to-Wall with Colonel Sartoris.
Emily G wrote on colonel Sartoris wall at 9:43am:
"Excuse me Colonel Sartoris but your men keep coming over and asking me to pay taxes, when you yourself have waved them, I’m not paying them!!"
Colonel Sartoris Wrote on Emily G's Wall at 10:23am:
" Good morning Miss Emily, I don’t think I can be of help, you see, I’ve been dead for a number of years and it’s under new management now. Tell them that I said it has been waved due to your father's (May he rest in peace) service to the town."
Emily G wrote on colonel Sartoris wall at 11:03am:
"YOU’RE NOT DEAD!! MY FATHERS NOT DEAD!!! I’m not paying the taxes, that it!!!!!"
FAVORITE TV SHOWS/ MUSIC/ BOOKS:
Her favorite show would be anything of Disney, Nick Jr. She sees herself as a small child, and these are the channels that most kids watch (and even some adults). Her favorite movie would be Avenger, a movie about a psycho killer who chops off people's heads and mails them to Scotland Yard. Her favorite book is Dr. Seuss the Cat in the Hat, because after a long day of poisoning your ex-lover, it’s kind of nice to read a nice book with short words that tell a funny story of a cat who wears the most interesting hat.
1 comment:
I like how you included Colonel Sartoris's response even though he is dead. It leaves the reader to question whether we are hallucinating when viewing Emily's wall, or if perhaps Colonel Sartoris is a zombie, etc.
I also like how her birthday is the day I was born. Oh Miss Emily, you always were a smart ass!
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